Me:
Yo God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Why are there so many obese people in here.
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Damn im getting pissed just by looking at their fat. Layer by layer.
God:
I lost my train of thought. Are you free?
Me:
Are you even listening?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes?
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
You.
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, rj ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Well onto the topic at hand.
God:
How about that. Are you free?
Me:
Currently the population consisting of these people around the world is most likely at 70-80 %
God:
Do you enjoy trivia questions?
Me:
If you're trully God.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am trully God.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
How can you solve the conflict that is obese.
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Hmmm.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Why do so many people believe in you? While you laze around looking at people die. You bitch.
God:
I did not even know that they do. Good point. You do not speak with respect. Yes, rj I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
....
God:
I did not even know that they do. Good point. You do not speak with respect. Yes, rj I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. No.
Me:
Are you shittin me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am shittin you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
WTF.
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Obese loving bastard
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
you retard.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: rj said I retard.
Me:
Fuck you, you're annoying.